There are not many women CEOs in today's society. That was my last stop before I jumped on the crazy train. Yup. I gave it up. I am now a full time, stay at home, witch doctor. Crazy huh? I no longer go by NLP. I am now, NFTLP. Normal Full Time Lesbian Psychic. The amount of time dedicated to my psychic practice was what was always in question, not the lesbianism. I was never a part time lesbian.
Honestly, I never knew I could feel so happy. I do have some guilt though. Not about feeling so happy, as most of my clients feel like crap (before they see me, not after). I feel guilt for my unfortunate parents. Aside from looking seemingly normal, they now have NOTHING to tell their friends. When I first told them I was a lesbian, the would tell most of their friends that I was a CEO of a software company, instead. Now they can say " Oh, our daughter is a lesbian, but she is a psychic, also." Is that crickets I hear? Telling people I am a psychic, as well, will surely make up for an misgivings associated with being a lesbian. The psychics of my parents generation wore long flowing dresses as they stood under their neon signs, so there are definitely some barriers to be broken. My parents must be so proud. If they have any lessons to learn from me, it has to be unconditional love, since there is nothing conditional left to be proud of. Well, almost nothing. I am back in the gym and goal is to get a 6 pack of abs. Now they can say "Yeah, our daughter is a lesbian, psychic with a hot body." Hollywood surgeons, cant raise eyebrows like that statement, will.
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