Numberology.

This is a post about lesbian numberology. A threesome is one more than a twosome. It is also two more than a onesome. Which is where I have been for several years. Cute lesbians are no stranger to a threesome proposition. Proposition being the key word for me. But, the hell I will let it slide, without a good post. 

Threesomes are like the bike you had when you were 7 years old. Two big wheels and one little wobbly one on the side to make sure the rider doesn't fall over. It is the wheel that does not seem to be doing anything useful, as it sits on the periphery, as the other two wheels ride on. That wheel, doesnt belong, always looks flat and is never really wanted or needed, anyway. It exists to stabilize, every once in a while, the other two. That third wheel, for lack of a better word (which does not exist), is out of place and inevitably removed at some point, because it is only slowing you down. 

Here is a list of some NLP thoughts, on threesomes...

#1 If you are giving a threesome as a gift, dont bother getting a receipt. You cant take it back, despite it seeming like a "good idea at the time" . You are stuck with the memory forever, especially if one of the 6 hands was holding a video camera. 

#2 One person of the couple always wants a threesome more than the other. If you are the other, choose an ugly third. 

#3 A twosome with a onesome, watching from the corner, is not a threesome. 

#4 A threesome with all lesbians, is like trying to put puzzle together with some missing pieces.

#5 A good threesome requires focus, technique and adaptability from all included in the party. For preparation, I highly recommend joining a syncronized swimming team. 

 

 

Comments

[Gabrielle]

If everyone was required to join a sync swimming team FIRST - there would be far far fewer threesomes that came to fruition...It's not a bad idea.

Just sayin'.