Close encounters of the lesbian kind.

I know that you have heard of alien abductions. You know...when a space ship comes down, snatches a human and then implants their genetic code so that the human starts to take on the alien characteristics. Creepy huh?

But how about lesbian abductions? Are you familiar? This typically happens in a new relationship. A lesbian mysteriously disappears into nesting and when she reappears, she is sporting that same sporty style as her sporty, new lover. First it is the shoes. She will trade in her clogs for Converse Chucks. Then she will start wearing that same cell phone holster on her pants. Then the hair, that messy/spiky look. Even the linguistics. Both now overuse the term "uber" and "what have you" and what have you.

This is a lesbian abduction. Don't be afraid, as it happens all of the time. They are among us, and we may not even know it.

Comments

[Helen]

I resemble that cell phone holster comment and I'm proud of it.